I just can't get into the radical masquerade that the art
world is.
I wrote this on 12-12-12, at
36,000 feet on a Jet Blue flight to L.A. and when I landed, the earth was still
there. But even if there wasn’t a galactic shift, perhaps we can create one in
the art world—that, at least, is within our control. My wish for art in the Aquarian Age, is that
that we take nothing for granted.
Last week I ranted about Martha Rosler’s
garage sale at MoMA. This
week I’ll reinforce my curmudgeon status with a non-response to Ann
Hamilton’s installation in the vast Parade Hall at the Park Avenue Armory. Like Rosler, Hamilton is somewhat sanctified, protected
by an aura of profundity she has cultivated, or has been cultivated for her, over the years.
I won’t describe the
installation – this is not a review – except to say that it concerns a long white
curtain that bisects the space, wooden swings on chains that cause the curtain panels
to move when visitors swing on them, live white doves incarcerated in wicker
basket/cages stacked on a table where a man and a woman attired in feathered capes
are reading something, and packages twee-ly wrapped with brown paper and twine
scattered here and there, containing speakers that emit voices. The real star
is the room.
Photograph:
Stan Honda/AFP/Getty Images
Oh I know, I could have made
more of an effort. I could have listened more closely to the readings and relayed
voices (were they the same?). I could have spent more time on the swings. I
could have tried to figure out how the newsprint broadsheet of fuzzy
photographs contributes to the whole.
Or I could go to lunch.
No doubt I'll be roundly criticized for dismissing something I haven’t fully explored—except I
believe it’s the artist’s responsibility to engage me, not the other way
around. I have no compunction about putting down a book halfway through, and
if, in the middle of a play or concert, I find myself doing eye exercises or worrying
about my bills, I don’t blame myself. I don’t underestimate the power of really
great art to sweep me away. I think about how I once had a massive migraine
that miraculously disappeared during a performance of Taming of the Shrew in Central Park with Raul Julia and Meryl
Streep. Or the time my boy friend and I had a colossal fight on the way to see
an early Cirque du Soleil, and went home in love. I could go on and on…Christian Marclay’s
The Clock (which I finally left after 2 ½ hours only because I had
to pee), Janet Cardiff and George
Bures Miller’s genius Pandemonium at Philadelphia’s Eastern State Penitentiary, Olafur Eliasson's The Weather Project at the Tate Modern (in an even more humungous space)....concerts
by Sigur Ros…yes, such experiences are few and far between, but why
lower the bar? Why should I spend my time trying to figure out what an artist
is trying to convey, when I could be eating a splendid lamb tagine at Café Mogador?
As my friend, Roberto, observed so accurately in the taxi on our way downtown: I’m fatigued by the expectation of
the system that I’ll play along completely.
I also don’t think that birds
should have to suffer for art, any more than I should.