Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Holiday intermission

Roberto's windows, December 2008

I’ve been writing an end-of-the-year manifesto, which I’ll finish and post as soon as I get “Jingle Bell Rock” out of my head, the result of an untimely visit to Radio Shack. It’s worse than Billy Joel. I’ve finally realized that I was born with a condition, shared by untold others, where I absorbed—and remember indelibly—the words and music to all of the songs to which I was exposed, up to and during adolescence. This is a serious deficit for someone born pre-Beatles and positively treacherous around Christmastime (yes, Mike, I really do know what comes after “ten lords a-leaping,” although I’m not proud of it). Some of my most intimate friends aren’t aware that I, who loathe musical theater, could, if pressed or paid enough, sing all of Oklahoma including the more obscure ditties such as The Farmer and the Cowman can be Friends. This should date me, except when I look on YouTube, I discover that, even in this age of Twilight and Kanye West, high school music teachers are STILL making bewildered-looking students perform this thing. C’mon, guys, get over it! You don’t want to be responsible for any part of the population in 2050 (when everyone really will be wearing silver Lycra tights to work as in Logan’s Run) going around with “The Farmer and the Cowman” in their heads. You don’t!

4 comments:

Joan said...

Dear Carol, Get a Grip! It just means you remember all sorts of important information too, no? ...and Happy New Year! xxxjoan

Sheree Rensel said...

LOL LOL LOL Oh yes! I have that malady too! This post made me laugh! I heard a song by Rihanna. The song's title is "Disturbia". As I woke up this morning, I opened my eyes and all I could hear is "DisturbiaDisturbiaDisturbiaDisturbia"
inside my head. STOP IT!! LOL LOL

Hillary said...

I have the theme song to Harry Potter in my head lately. Thank God it isn't Jingle Bells! But I, too, have this gift of hearing one bad song and remembering every lyric to it instantly. Yet, I can't seem to remember common knowledge-type facts or the names of heads of state!

deb said...

So many of us inflicted.... all taht memory space wasted!!